I've Already Scoured the Ground with Thunder Magic, and You're Bringing Virgin Boy Urine?

[Uncle Jiu Template] + [System Stat Allocation] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Ghost Girl Development] + [Multiple Heroines + Instances + Passionate Battles + Global Livestream]

The supernatural returns, and horror movies become reality.

While people around the world are still splashing black dog blood in the Mr. Vampire instance, Ning Chuan walks straight into an S-rank forbidden zone and kneels before Uncle Jiu. “Master, your disciple has arrived!”

The Supreme Celestial Master System activates, granting Yin Virtue for slaying evil spirits.

While others painstakingly cultivate thunder arts, Ning Chuan chooses to invest his points in [Yang Energy].

One point of Yin Virtue buys a hundred wisps of pure Yang energy!

While experts from every country are still researching “virgin urine formulas,”

Ning Chuan stands calmly amid a horde of ghosts, his whole body shining with golden light as he livestreams:

“Thunder arts? That's just something I casually play around with when my Yang energy overflows.”

“A female ghost? Sorry, they burst into flames if they come within three meters of me.”

From then on, the instances go completely off the rails:

Nie Xiaoqian clutches a tree and cries, “My lord, your Yang energy is burning me...”

Sadako crawls halfway out of a TV, then freezes under the glare of his golden light.

The girl in red huddles in a corner. “D-don't come any closer... I'm afraid of sunlight...”

Then, as a world-ending Ghost King descends, Ning Chuan puts an arm around his trembling ghost servant and smiles at the global cameras:

“I hear you're all still using virgin urine?”

The next second, a sea of lightning swallows the entire city.

The Ghost King flees with the instance slung over his shoulder, shouting, “Retreat! That freak's performing a physical exorcism again!”

The global forums erupt:

“Report him! He's cheating!”

“He calls that Yang energy? That's a freaking human sun!”

“Daoist, do you need any more ghost servants? I can take the heat!”