Pokemon Livestream: The Whole Internet Unmasks Me as a Reclusive Big Shot

The whole internet is watching an utterly ordinary livestream.

Everyone thinks the streamer is just an unremarkable newcomer from Kitakami, casually filming Pokemon and sharing trivia. Nobody pays him any mind.

But as soon as the stream goes live, the whole internet goes wild!

On camera, a Legendary Pokemon bows in submission. He's the leader of all the Legendary Pokemon.

He casually brings out Gliscor, whose Poison Heal Hidden Ability gives it absurd staying power. It's so tough that opponents despair, and it crushes even the top players in League battles.

He reveals a hidden evolution path for Sweet Hearts, one even professional researchers have never heard of, overturning everything the Pokemon academic world thought it knew!

More unbelievable still, he casually gives a rare Gligar chick to a country boy. He hands out Pseudo-Legendary Pokémon like they're nothing!

Viewers think they've seen the peak, but the more they dig, the more stunned they become.

Some curious viewers follow the clues to uncover his identity. The deeper they dig, the more they gasp for air:

It turns out this easygoing, reclusive country streamer is a once-in-a-century prodigy who skipped grades at Blueberry Academy!

A legendary Trainer with an unbroken record of forty-two consecutive wins in Pokemon tournaments!

He lives in seclusion in Kitakami, with a Champion-level photographer by his side. He has an entire team of Shiny Pokémon, all with Hidden Abilities, and holds clues to a Great Tusk sanctuary. Even the gifted students from the Orange and Blueberry Academies' summer programs can only look up to him and follow in his footsteps!

He only wanted to livestream quietly and live a peaceful, secluded life.

Who could have guessed his streams would be so explosive that the whole internet would dig into his past?

I can no longer hide my identity as a top-tier powerhouse!