Lin Yifei, a 35-year-old programmer, dies suddenly from overwork. He transmigrates to a cultivation world and becomes a good-for-nothing outer disciple.
He uses Excel to optimize cultivation, KPIs to whip the sect into shape, and PowerPoint to fool the elders. He is on the verge of becoming CEO and marrying a beautiful heiress when...
He finds an abandoned baby.
From then on, the sect's top genius is forced to become a nanny, an ancient vicious beast is reduced to a baby's toy, and the Spirit Beast Milk from the Pill Peak Elder's supply sells out completely.
Meanwhile, the mastermind villain is preparing to destroy the world, only to find the protagonist feeding a child solid food.
"Aren't you going to do something about it?" the villain asks.
"After I get the baby back to sleep," the protagonist replies.
The villain waits three days. The protagonist still hasn't woken up.
