Just Born, and the Life Experience System Already Wants Me Dead

(Two heroines + love triangle drama + reborn + System)

I was in the delivery room, newly reborn.

The good news: I’d been bound to a System. I could earn god-tier rewards by trying out different professions and reach the pinnacle of life.

The bad news: I’d just been born, for fuck’s sake! They wanted me delivering takeout, and if I failed, I’d have diarrhea for three days straight!

Damn System, acting like a monster!

Looking at my month-old legs, short and shaped like lotus roots, Chen An fell into deep thought. In the end, he summoned all his strength, rolled over, and precisely stuffed his pacifier into the mouth of the little girl in the next bed, who was crying her heart out.

[Mission complete! The customer is very satisfied (and burped up a milk bubble). Reward: God-tier photographic memory talent.]