The Fierce Little Villain, Just Three and a Half, Forces Her Father to Rebel and Become Emperor

Novel Tags: Adorable Kid, Hilarious Power Fantasy, Villainess Empress, Wild Imagination, Absurd Comedy, Book Transmigration, Overpowered Protagonist

Synopsis: A max-level wicked villain transmigrates into a three-and-a-half-year-old toddler and, from the start, gets shoved under the arm of her own War God father, who forces her to acknowledge him as her dad!

While other families’ little darlings act cute to win affection, she climbs onto a tiger-skin armchair and holds a villain recruitment drive, forcing the Four Guardians to sign up and shouting, “You’re all getting mashed into bean paste!” She vows to conquer the world! A scheming green-tea girl causes trouble with her System? In the middle of the night, she grabs a red-tasseled spear, crushes the System with her bare hands, and snatches an unparalleled martial art! The hypocritical crown prince tries to ambush her? She brings in a demolition crew to empty the Eastern Palace’s private treasury, then blows up his chamber pot with an arrow, humiliating him in public and making him eat shit! The entire court impeaches her? She makes the Grand Tutor sing gangster lyrics to the beat of wooden clappers and forces her political enemies to dance a creepy square dance, driving the royal family’s worst specimens to nervous breakdowns!

Everyone thinks this brain-addled toddler will ruin the Prince’s residence sooner or later. Who could have guessed she’d spear her way through the enemy camp and force an enemy kingdom to surrender its throne! In the end, the three-and-a-half-year-old wears a miniature dragon robe, crosses her legs, and surveys the world. “Little Zhan, how do you like the empire I conquered for you?” Her War God father sighs in despair: He’d only meant to bring his daughter home. How had he ended up joining a rebellion and becoming the Retired Emperor?