I Was a Teacher, but a Fairy Forced Me to Marry Her

After transmigrating into the Tang Dynasty as a schoolteacher, Du Hang just wanted to lie flat. Who could have guessed that the two girls asking for directions would turn out to be princesses from the celestial realm? With a casual block, he deflected the backlash from their magic and left all seven fairy maidens with internal injuries. Even more outrageous, the eldest sister, Su Qinghe, immediately begged him to take her as his disciple! The fifth sister became his food-loving sidekick, while the seventh talked tough but couldn’t bring herself to leave. Du Hang: “I just want to teach in peace. How did I end up bringing the entire princess squad from Heaven home with me?” Du Hang tried to strike a deal with the River God, but the god ignored him. Su Qinghe cleaved the Water God’s palace in two with a single sword strike. The River God came crawling out in tears: “You’re the boss! Whatever you say goes!” Once the contract was signed, golden rays of heavenly merit descended, and Du Hang’s three-tier Merit Wheel was instantly maxed out. The River God was still wondering, “Why does the incense smell so good today?” By the time he realized a great sage of humanity had been treating him like a lackey, it was too late Then the Jade Emperor sent heavenly soldiers down to capture Du Hang, who quietly pulled out a sacred vessel of merit: an iron wok! Sorry, but your eldest princess is mine now.