Ultraman: The Monsters' 996 Complaint Hotline

[Silly Ultraman fanfic + Lighthearted + Healing]

Lin Yiming died suddenly.

When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into the world of Ultraman Tiga.

The good news was that he had bound himself to the “Monster Convenience Store System,” a magical convenience store he could carry around, with products that automatically adjusted to the size of whatever monster needed them.

Even more absurdly, he had a “mind network” in his head that could pick up the thoughts of every monster and alien within a ten-kilometer radius.

Golza was complaining about construction noise, Melba was cursing the smog, and Gakuma, sporting dark circles, said, “I haven’t slept properly in a month…”

Lin Yiming finally understood: these monsters weren’t villains. They were employees driven to the brink by humanity.

So he handed over a pair of noise-canceling earmuffs. “I’ll pass along your complaint. How about you get some good sleep first?”

He handed over a 5G router. “The internet’s lagging, huh? I’ve got a dedicated line ready. Browse all you want.”

He handed over a cup of hot coffee. “Since you’re here, have this before deciding whether to tear the place down.”

He handed over an attendance correction form. “I’ll keep an eye on your overtime pay. For now, take a load off.”

He handed over a dream-savings jar. “Put your dreams in here. The interest will keep you fed for the rest of your life.”

…

The monsters left, perfectly satisfied.

This isn’t a story about a hero saving the world. It’s about a former internet customer service rep who uses coffee, earmuffs, and complaint forms to make sure both monsters and humans are taken care of.