The Neighborhood Security Guard, but a Hidden Immortal Venerable

[A laid-back security guard cultivates immortality on the clock. I'm definitely taking this night shift!]

Chen Xian, a night-shift security guard, gets bound to the “Get Stronger While on Duty” System. Meditating lets him cultivate immortality, patrolling lets him grind monsters, and disputes among residents earn him cultivation. He meant to keep his head down, slack off, and become an immortal, but his apartment complex is anything but peaceful: the widow next door is a fox spirit, the cleaning lady knows how to exorcise evil, and the kid across the hall keeps “pets.” Then one night, a mysterious monster crawls out of the Qingchuan River and knocks on the security booth door. “No outside evil spirits allowed in this complex.” Chen Xian raises his rubber baton and glances at the System's bounty. “Heh, I'll take that overtime pay.” #Lighthearted #Funny #SubvertsTropes #UrbanCultivation #SecurityGuard #SlackingOff #System #SurvivalistCultivation #Mastermind