I Became a Goddess After Binding a Nonsense System

After transmigrating as a goddess, Shen Wan gets bound to a “Thoughtful Companionship System.” She thinks her easy, carefree life is finally about to begin. But this System is seriously, ridiculously thoughtful!

When she gets into a fight, the System provides a passionate play-by-play inside her head:

[Ladies and gentlemen! The Host's right hook is as weak as a day-old fried dough stick! More excitement coming up soon, but first, a heartwarming ad: our family-recipe athlete's foot remedy, buy two and get one free!]

When she gives a handsome guy a second glance, the System gets her all fired up:

[Heart-flutter detected! Host, we recommend rushing over right now. Your face doesn't matter, your courage does!]

Shen Wan breaks down. “Can't you shut up?!”

System: [Hehe, no. This System will accompany you forever. No need to uninstall~]

Then one day, relying on the System's detection ability, she goes to mock Chu Yuan, her poor, taciturn classmate whose esper rating is at the very bottom

[Ding! Target esper rating: 91 (apparent). Warning: energy within the target far exceeds the Host's brain's capacity to comprehend.]

Shen Wan chokes in the middle of her taunt.

Huh? This isn't how the script is supposed to go?!