War God Uncle, Don't Die! First, Slaughter My Scumbag Dad's Whole Family

[Historical romance and household intrigue + laugh-out-loud feel-good fun + extreme contrasts + mutual healing: a sharp-tongued, unhinged little oddball vs. a world-weary, battle-worn, rough-edged uncle]

The Marquis’s principal wife died in childbirth, leaving her three-and-a-half-year-old legitimate daughter, Chu Nuonuo, to live a life worse than a dog’s.

Her scumbag father dotes on his concubine and neglects his wife’s memory, while her wicked stepmother hires human traffickers to sell her to a perverted old eunuch as a companion!

Facing such a hellish start, Chu Nuonuo doesn’t panic in the slightest.

She kicks over a bucket of slop, reeking from head to toe as she crashes through the rickety gate of a side courtyard. Then she clings tightly to the leg of the famed War Prince, who never hesitates to kill and is currently holding a dagger, ready to take his own life.

“Uncle! They’re not only going to sell me, they’re cutting off your medicine too! You don’t want to live anyway, so why not take me with you and chop them all up before you die? I’ll be your guide on the road to the underworld!”

The disabled War Prince Chu Xiao, with a blade at his throat: ???

Fine. He’d put off dying for now.

First, he’d fill the little maniac’s belly, then clean up this rotten Marquis’s estate.

Later, everyone in the capital knew that the violent, gloomy crippled War Prince had been cured of his heartache by a tiny child. He’d risen from his wheelchair, returned to court, and seized power over the realm.

People asked in awe, “My lord, how did you find the will to fight again?”

Chu Xiao sighed helplessly. “I don’t dare die. I’m afraid that the moment I’m gone, this little maniac will dig up the imperial tombs.”