The Cultivation World's Biggest Sucker

Previous life: Operations director at an internet company, age thirty-three. Died suddenly after staying up all night finishing the year-end report.

Original host: An outer sect disciple of the Qingyun Sect, a good-for-nothing with five spiritual roots. Timid by nature, she was bullied by her senior sister until she lost hope and hit her head against a wall.

Starting situation: After transmigrating into a book, she inherits the original host’s memories and realizes she’s a cannon-fodder extra who won’t survive three chapters.

Personality: A lazy slacker on the surface, but incredibly clever underneath. A terminal case of office-worker syndrome: sleepy during meetings, annoyed by clients. But once she saves someone, she’ll protect them to the bitter end. She’s mastered every modern skill, cooks well, has a sharp tongue, and knows all about workplace manipulation and the art of saying no.

Golden finger: Bound to the “Lie-Down-and-Win System.”

Function: Convert snark points into cultivation. Make the most of her MAX-level sarcasm to earn snark points. The reverse System means the harder she tries, the unluckier she gets; the more she slacks off, the stronger she becomes. Her cultivation speed depends entirely on how useless she is.

Passive skill: Everyone in the sect automatically imagines she’s a peerless expert hiding her true strength. The entire sect is convinced she’s unfathomably powerful.