I Left the Army Three Times, and Now My Unit Begs Me to Stop Making Trouble

Jiang Ye enlisted three times and retired three times, becoming the entire army's number-one repeat enlistee!

The whole battalion has suffered collective heart palpitations because of him, and the veteran squad leader even threatened him: "If you dare come back for a fourth time, I'll file a report and go raise pigs!"

The company commander gleefully saw him off, while the woman at the discharge office put him straight on her blacklist.

But no one knew that Jiang Ye had bound himself to the [Hyperdimensional Military Industry System]. He'd been signing in at his grassroots unit for 2,189 days, with just six days left until he unlocked an unbelievable reward!

To get around the age limit, Jiang Ye came up with a wild plan: pose as a poor student and return to senior year of high school to repeat the year!

Just as the whole regiment thought he had finally turned over a new leaf and gone back to school...

On campus, he subdued the military training instructor with one hand. Faced with a science exam paper that seemed impossibly hard, he used "ballistics formulas" to solve it in no time and get a perfect score!

Six months later, holding an acceptance letter from a top military academy and taking advantage of the policy that relaxed the enlistment age for college graduates, Jiang Ye showed up at his old unit's gate for the fourth time, smiling brightly...

The entire army broke down!

The regiment commander frantically gulped down heart medication: "Sound the highest-level air raid alarm! Keep that living Buddha out at all costs!"

The veteran squad leader fled overnight, carrying a train on his shoulders: "Company commander, don't drag me into this! Where's the pig farm? I'm going right now!"