They Promised a Budget Trip for Ordinary People, but You Bought the Whole Production Crew Overnight

The funniest thing in the world is obsessively following a celebrity, only to find your idol right beside you, munching on a grilled sausage.

Jiang Bai joined the travel group on the show Five Ha as an ordinary buddy.

One day, on the tour bus, Deng Chao stared at his phone and exclaimed, “Huge news! Fans around the world have joined forces to demand an update from the author of Sherlock Holmes. Someone’s even offering a hundred million dollars to find out who he really is!”

Chen He excitedly chimed in, “And Liu Da, who wrote The Three-Body Problem, is practically the god of science fiction!”

The stars on the bus launched into a heated discussion, even getting red in the face over which work was the greatest of all time.

Jiang Bai, sitting in the back and eating a street-stall sausage, quietly hunched his shoulders and stuffed the final draft of The Three-Body Problem and the scrapped Sherlock Holmes manuscript, which had accidentally poked out of his bag, back inside.

But the camera drone filming them caught the whole thing from every angle and broadcast it live.

The fans around the world fell silent. Then the entire internet went completely wild!

Jiang Bai spread his hands. “I really just wanted to coast and collect my appearance fee. How did all my secret identities get exposed?”