Cold Palace: I Sneak Imperial Offerings and Lie Low Until I Become the Sword God

Chu Xuan transmigrates into the Great Qian Dynasty, where he becomes a low-ranking guard banished to the Cold Palace.

The world is in turmoil, and the Cold Palace is so steeped in sinister energy that it is considered a place of certain death.

Worse still, the mistress he serves is the peerless empress, freshly deposed and stripped of her cultivation!

Luckily, Chu Xuan awakens the All-Things Devouring Sign-In System. By signing in or devouring high-tier defective items, he can level up without limit!

And so, life in the Cold Palace takes a sudden turn.

The empress’s meridians are severed, and she throws up after one bite of high-grade nourishing spirit food?

Chu Xuan: “What a waste! Your Majesty, don’t move. Your humble servant will clean up the leftovers!”

Ding! Devoured the remains of a Nine-Turn Golden Pill. Cultivation has advanced to the Divine Sea Realm!

The empress’s cold poison flares up, leaving her in agony and in need of a top-grade Firecloud Pill?

Chu Xuan: “Medicine costs a fortune. My pure yang qi works just as well!”

Ding! Devoured ten thousand years of profound ice chill. Obtained the Complete Great Perfection of the Yijin Jing!

Three years later, nine vassal kings launch a rebellion. One hundred thousand cavalry storm the imperial capital and throw open the Cold Palace gates, ready to capture the empress alive.

Chu Xuan, who is peeling grapes for the empress, sighs and casually picks up a branch to strike.

In an instant, sword qi sweeps across thirty thousand miles, and the hundred thousand cavalry are wiped from existence!

The empress stares at him, stunned. “You call this a powerless little eunuch who can’t even kill a chicken?”