During the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty, Princess Jinyang, Emperor Taizong Li Shimin's most beloved daughter, was fretting over her frail health and the fact that she could not leave the palace to play. Her childhood nickname was Sizi.
Then came a thunderous crash, and a three-and-a-half-year-old ball of pale fluff fell from the sky, smashing a hole in the stone paving of Lizheng Hall!
The little fluffball called herself Su Su. She looked utterly harmless and had a soft, sweet voice. Her only flaw was that she was a little bit expensive to feed, and... a little bit hard on the famous generals of the Tang Dynasty.
For a bite of mung bean cake, she lifted a thousand-jin bronze water vat with one hand;
For a bite of candied hawthorn, she pinched Cheng Yaojin, the Tang Dynasty's notorious troublemaker, between two fingers and sent him flying through the air;
And for roast whole lamb at every meal, she even spun the First Warrior of the Turks around outside the Vermilion Bird Gate like a giant pinwheel!
From that day on, the Tang Dynasty's whole vibe went completely off the rails.
Other transmigrators: inventing things, making gunpowder, and astonishing the court with their poetry.
Our transmigrator: eating the imperial kitchens dry, stripping the imperial gardens bare, and starting the most brutal fights with the most innocent face!
Faced with Sizi, a four-year-old genius and fiercely protective little tyrant, and Su Su, a three-and-a-half-year-old human Taotie with maxed-out combat stats, the emperor of a thousand ages, Li Shimin, questioned his life on the dragon throne every day:
Li Shimin: "My Tang Dynasty commands all under heaven, with every nation paying tribute. How could we possibly be unable to feed even a three-and-a-half-year-old girl?! Eunuch Wang, go! Roast another fifty sheep for them! ... Wait, is there any money left in the treasury?"
Cheng Yaojin: "Your Majesty, I request paid leave! That little ancestor wants to swing me around like a meteor hammer again today!"
Messy