You Were Supposed to Tell Fortunes on Livestream, Not Make Your Words Come True

After transmigrating into the ruined temple of a Taoist priest, Chu Sheng started livestreaming to prolong his life and began making a living by bluffing.

“Master, I’ve had the worst luck lately!”

Chu Sheng: “It’s nothing. Turn left when you leave, and I guarantee you’ll become wildly famous.”

The viewer got hit by a Ferrari on the way out. The driver turned out to be his long-lost father, the richest man in the country. They recognized each other on the spot, and the whole internet went wild!

“Master, tell my fortune in love!”

Chu Sheng: “Your destined other half will soon ‘fall from the sky.’”

The next day, a female paratrooper whose jump had gone wrong ended up hanging from the clothesline on the viewer’s balcony.

“Master, I’m about to go bankrupt. Please save me!”

Chu Sheng: “Don’t panic. Buy a lottery ticket. You’ll thank me.”

The viewer bought a ticket but didn’t win. On the way home, he found the wallet of the person who had won, containing a secret that could ruin the winner’s life...

Faced with the internet’s frenzied adoration, Chu Sheng, hailed as a “living Heavenly Venerable,” was on the verge of tears. Clutching his hair, he shouted, “I was just saying whatever came to mind! I really am a fraud! Hurry up and call the police to arrest me!”

[Ding! You have gained 100 million followers. Reward: Divine Ability ‘Lotus Blossoms at a Thought’!]

Chu Sheng: “...Just destroy everything. I’m tired.”