I Just Want to Die, So Why Did the System Reward Me with Absolute Defense?

After dying from overwork, office drone Gu Xun transmigrates into a modern power fantasy novel as a brainless, villainous rich kid.

The good news is that if he follows the plot and gets slapped to death by the Son of Destiny, he can return to reality with a hundred billion in inheritance!

So Gu Xun sets out to diligently get himself killed.

At a banquet, he loudly provokes the protagonist, only to slip and accidentally push aside his fiancée, the icy CEO, just before a chandelier falls on her.

System: [Host survived the protagonist’s attack. Reward: “Absolute Defense”!]

Gu Xun:

“???”

He kidnaps the protagonist’s childhood friend, hoping to provoke him into taking action. But after getting lost, he ends up taking her on a tour of street food stalls, and she praises him as “a tsundere good guy.”

System: [Host has gained the heroine’s favor, and the protagonist’s luck has taken a hit. Reward: “Max Charisma”!]

Gu Xun:

“I didn’t! I haven’t!”

Refusing to give up, he spends a fortune hiring a beautiful assassin to kill him. She plunges her knife into him, but the blade bends, leaving him completely unharmed.

System: [Host...] Gu Xun:

“Shut up!!”

As the protagonist’s gaze grows more wary and the heroines look at him with increasing tenderness, Gu Xun finally breaks down.

“Lin Tian! I’m begging you! Hurry up and kill me! I really am the villain!”