You Sent Me on a Torturous Variety Show, and I Made the Whole Internet Cry?

Lin Sheng transmigrated to Mercury, hoping to work nine to five behind the scenes as a songwriter. Instead, he awakened the [Laid-Back Check-In System]. As long as he kept a carefree, easygoing attitude at designated locations, he could win blind boxes from Earth's entertainment vault! Then a shady director tricked him into joining the nationally popular survival-variety show Five Hahas, confiscated his wallet, and dumped him at a highway service area from the start. [Ding! A qualifying check-in location has been detected!] [Task: Maintain a laid-back attitude and nap on a service-area bench for 30 minutes!] [Reward: Earth Hit Song Collection blind box x1, god-tier guitar mastery!] While everyone else was desperately scrambling to earn lunch money, Lin Sheng woke up and borrowed a beat-up guitar. His performance of "The Ordinary Road" brought traffic throughout the entire service area to a standstill! Passersby frantically scanned the payment code to tip him. Emotion points +9999! Shock points +9999! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've unlocked god-tier sea-fishing skills and received the song "Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies"!] The director went crazy. "I sent you to survive on a deserted island, and you're putting on a concert tour?!" The whole internet erupted: "Please stop sleeping and hurry up with that album! Chinese pop music needs you!"