[Rule-based horror + unhinged physical exorcism + yandere evil spirits + absolutely no overthinking]
Shen Banxia, a VIP patient at a psychiatric hospital, transmigrates into a book and, from the start, is tricked into becoming a substitute bride to bring good luck to a dead man.
On her wedding night, bloody words appear in the bridal chamber: [If your husband rises from the dead, you must keep your eyes closed and praise how warm he is, or you’ll die!]
When the red-clad evil spirit suddenly sits up in bed, she doesn’t close her eyes. Instead, she grabs a pure-gold weighing rod and smashes his head with it!
“It’s the middle of summer, and you’re as cold as a freezer. And you want me to call you warm? Are you impotent or something?”
[Ding! Host has reached an extreme level of absurdity. Evil spirit is breaking down! Physical Salvation System activated!]
As long as you’re crazy enough, the rules can’t keep up! From that moment on, the marquis’s estate gets a real King of Hell.
Her mother-in-law uses the rules to force her to drink boiling corpse water?
She grabs the skull by the jaw and force-feeds her instead. “Mother-in-law, you’re getting on in years. A nice hot drink is good for your stomach!”
A three-hundred-year-old purple stiff breaks out of its coffin?
With aqua regia in one hand and an angle grinder in the other, she says, “You old geezer, I’ll give you a free dental cleaning today!”
Faced with a man-eating S-rank grudge ledger?
She makes all the vengeful ghosts in the room reconcile the accounts overnight. Get a single entry wrong and they get electrocuted with a hundred thousand volts!
Later, a haunted house from a horror tale is transformed into a brutal sweatshop, where the evil spirits are forced to work sewing machines through their tears.
And the top-tier evil spirit heir, who was said to have slaughtered cities and annihilated kingdoms, now wears a collar and kneels obediently at her feet. In one hand, he holds the ghost servant he has just torn apart, his eyes red and full of wounded jealousy. “Wifey, you looked at another ghost again today… I want to kill him.”
Shen Banxia: “Who else gets it? The moment I start losing it, even evil spirits have to come work as my cleaners!”
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