She Goes Crazy, He Plays the Green Tea, and Nobody on This Dating Show Is to Be Messed With

[1v1 ultra-sweet romance + goofy memes + showbiz + dating reality show + face-slapping] [Internet empress celebrity x CEO with a mind that works in mysterious ways] After being betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, Li Zhi transmigrated into a book only to be stabbed and hospitalized. Then she was locked away in a psychiatric hospital for six grueling months. Having completely given up, she went on a rampage and roasted the entire internet! When faced with sharp-tongued entertainment reporters, she raised an eyebrow and fired back: “You got a tadpole tattooed with a frog. Who the hell are you trying to show off for?” When swamped with hateful comments, she dramatically ascended the throne and declared: “Thanks for asking. I’m not quitting the internet. I’m here to rule it. How dare you show dissatisfaction with your emperor? Those who follow me will prosper; those who oppose me will perish. Anyone who dares point out my faults to my face will have their entire clan executed. Anyone who dares offer me advice online will be put to death. Anyone who slanders or mocks me in public and lets it reach my ears will be granted the honor of suicide.” When the whole internet questioned her, she calmly said: “I have a reputation, both good and bad. The past is the past; these days, I’m a full-on weirdo.” She unexpectedly unlocked the ability to read animals’ minds, exposed the sick cat’s womanizing nature, and shot to fame by eavesdropping on animal gossip on a variety show. Netizens called out: “The West can do without Jerusalem, but the entertainment industry can’t do without Jiang Wanzhi!” Li Zhi declared: “I’m sorry to be human; as a wage slave, I’m free to conquer the world!” By the end of the dating show, she had turned the tables against all odds and built a towering monument to glory atop the ruins. As her fame and fortune soared, it became impossible to hide her lazy nature. Her manager earnestly advised her: “Success comes from hard work!” Li Zhi: “Then I’ll rest today and tomorrow.” Her manager: “...” The next second, the domineering CEO called her: “Zhizhi, let’s get married.” Li Zhi jolted. “Wait, bro, are you lovesick or something?”