Nuwa tricked me into becoming a tree, and I’ve been invincible for ten million years, but I can’t even scratch an itch!
Then one day, the seriously wounded Nine Heavens Sword Emperor crashed into my roots. I casually bestowed a branch that wiped out the pursuers filling the sky, and unexpectedly discovered a loophole that could let me move!
As long as I bestow opportunities and let peerless goddesses cultivate the Great Dao, their gains will nourish me in return. My roots will soften, I’ll take human form and break free, and I’ll become invincible across the heavens!
And so everything took a bizarre turn.
The Iceberg Empress turns into a personal maid: “Lord Abyss, are you satisfied with how I polished your bark today?”
The Qingqiu fox demon causes trouble everywhere: “Ancestor, help! Someone’s beating up your favorite fox!”
The lovesick Demon Venerable climbs the tree with a blade: “Divine Tree, hurry up and whip me hard with those invincible willow branches!”
To get out of here and visit the pleasure quarter to listen to music as soon as possible, I have no choice but to reluctantly let them all live in my canopy.
Ten million years later, Nuwa awakens, intending to see whether her little sapling is dead.
Instead, she sees me in white, suppressing all the worlds, with three thousand peerless empresses surrounding me.
I grip her chin and sneer: “Creator? You should be calling me husband now!”
