Useless? One Dig and One Flick of My Hand, and You’re in for Trouble

[Relaxed, Funny, High-Martial Arts + Luck and Misfortune in One + They Haven't Even Started Fighting, but They're Already Having So Much Fun That They're Drooling All Over the Place and Getting Diarrhea, So How Are They Supposed to Fight? Beautiful Women Pursuing Me, Ferocious Beasts Invading? No, These Are All Just Food That Helps Me Improve My Luck. The Same Text Emoticons as in Great Power, Waiting for You to Expand and Enrich Them (≧∇≦)ﾉ.]