While everyone else works themselves to the bone, Lin Budong lies back and wins big.
One set of lazy-person rules is enough to take on the whole world.
While others work until three in the morning, Lin Budong sleeps until three in the afternoon.
While others write papers until they go bald, he argues that "the paper itself is meaningless" and gets the top grade by unanimous vote.
While others run themselves ragged looking for work, he says, "I'm only good at slacking off," and the boss offers him triple pay, begging him to come to work.
No System, no golden finger, just pure intelligence letting him lie back and win against the whole world.
Lin Budong, a man lazy down to his genes.
His greatest ambition in life: take only 100 steps a day and spend his whole life lying down.
To save himself one step, he can come up with a solution worthy of a Nobel Prize.
To sleep one minute longer, he can overturn the rules of an entire industry.
The printer's broken? A rubber band fixes it in five seconds.
The company is going under? One formula saves it.
An international dispute has raged for decades? One sentence settles it.
Aliens invade Earth? One yawn sends them packing.
These are Lin Budong's rules for being lazy:
If you can solve something lying down, never solve it sitting up.
If you can get someone else to do it, never do it yourself.
If you can put something off until tomorrow, chances are you won't need to do it tomorrow either.
The whole world begs him to be a little more diligent. Only he knows the truth:
Hard work doesn't guarantee success, but not working hard is definitely relaxing.
And slacking off is the ultimate truth of the universe.
