Fairy Tail: So What If My Name Is Chopper?

Oh my god, turning into Chopper would be bad enough, but now I've transmigrated into Fairy Tail too? Is the universe trying to kill me?

At least there's a glimmer of hope: a System came along with me. But what is this thing? Why is it so weird?

You haven't even let me figure you out, and you're already leaving me with this weird thing and running off? You useless System???