Three Kingdoms: I Bumped into Cao Cao While Breaking Off an Engagement, and He Insisted on Becoming My Father-in-Law

(Everyday madness + history subtly rewritten + a cast of comedians. See how the most cowardly son-in-law is "forced" to shake up the entire Three Kingdoms!)

Chen Changsheng transmigrates to the end of the Han Dynasty and becomes Cao Cao's son-in-law in name only. Bound to a "Get Stronger with Every Sign-In" System, he just wants to lie flat through the chaos, spending his days figuring out how to boost his virility, eat well, and avoid his wife.

But his laid-back routine keeps throwing the Three Kingdoms into disarray:

The mighty general Xu Chu becomes his "brother-in-arms and food hog" at the gate, carrying a vat of rice to join Cao Cao's camp;

The genius Guo Jia gets hooked on his "Huazi" cigarettes and chases him every day, begging for "just one more";

When his father-in-law Cao Cao sets out for Wancheng, Chen Changsheng digs a secret escape tunnel that leads straight to the latrine...

He even ties up Jia Xu, the poisonous strategist, and brings him home, where a miracle doctor chases him around with a two-meter-long needle, shouting, "You're sick, you have kidney deficiency!"

Dian Wei and Cao Ang are now on track to survive, Jia Xu has switched sides ahead of schedule, and Zhao Yun, Huang Zhong, and Gan Ning are all on their way to join him...

Watching history go further and further off course, Chen Changsheng clutches his head and wails: "I never wanted to change the world! I just want to buy a house, claim some land, and run away with my wife once the realm is at peace!"

But Cao Cao puts an arm around his shoulders and smiles benevolently. "Dear son-in-law, think bigger. What do you think of the position of Chancellor...?"