I Farm in the Immortal Realm and Lie Back to Victory Over the Immortal Emperor

While others cultivate immortality, I farm. The more I farm, the more invincible I become!

Lin Fan transmigrates into the body of a cultivator with a useless Five-Element Spirit Root, and his senior sister publicly breaks off their engagement: "A good-for-nothing like you is only fit to farm!"

He immediately binds himself to the Farming System, starting with three acres of barren land.

A month later, he grows mutated spirit rice that yields a thousand jin per acre. His senior sister is left red-faced.

Three months later, he grows dancing blood-stopping grass and sword-shaped battle plants. His fellow disciples are dumbfounded.

A year later, demonic cultivators invade. He scatters a handful of seeds, and walls of iron brambles rise, carnivorous flowers snap their jaws, and the entire enemy army falls asleep.

The Demon Venerable breaks down: "What the hell, you're a farmer?!"

Later, he ascends to the Immortal Realm. The Immortal Emperor looks at him carrying a hoe: "Did you... ascend to the wrong place?"

Lin Fan: "I'm in the right place. You've got too much wasteland here, so I'll start a farm."

Years later, the Immortal Emperor kneels outside Lin Fan's vast immortal fields: "Please take over for me!"

Lin Fan sighs: "How many times have I told you..."

"Don't bother me while I'm farming."