Comprehensive Horror: The Top Demon King Has My Back, Leave a Message If You Need Anything

[Decisive and Ruthless] [No Female Lead] [Wildly Imaginative Dungeon Adventures]

“Do you have regrets, resentment, hatred, or grievances you’ve kept hidden? Call the hotline for the Southern Florida Diocese. Any additional expenses incurred by this service are the sole responsibility of the applicant.

Services include, but are not limited to: eliminating life in any form, cleansing worlds, slaying dragons, claiming the Supreme Throne, and saving loved ones who suffer at the hands of fate.

If your call goes unanswered, pray devoutly. I will transcend time and space and do everything in my power to reach you. Do not doubt who I am. I am not God, and I will not merely grant you a useless blessing and wait for tragedy to strike. I am but a shepherd. Well... a rather gluttonous shepherd.”

Voicemail from the counterfeit God, Louis Cú Chulainn

Cleared: Answer Me