Great Tang: A Max-Level Immortal, Snatched Off the Street by Changle

The Earthly Immortal Lin Xuan transmigrated to the early Tang dynasty. Hoping to eat his fill and do nothing, he built a farm outside Chang’an, grew potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, and took his dog for walks.

Then one day, Li Lizhi, the Tang dynasty’s eldest legitimate princess, climbed over his wall for a taste of roasted sweet potatoes. Not only did she devour all his heavenly delicacies, she also stumbled upon his immortal cultivation: the power to cleave a mountain with one sword!

To latch onto such a powerful patron, the dignified princess ruined her own reputation overnight.

On Chang’an’s Zhuque Avenue, Li Lizhi clung tightly to Lin Xuan’s leg and shouted in front of the whole city: “Everyone in the world knows you saw me naked. You have to marry me today!”

Lin Xuan was at a loss. “Are you trying to pin this on me? I just want to lie flat!”

When the news reached the palace, Li Shimin drew his imperial sword and raged helplessly. “What backwoods bumpkin dares to steal my precious daughter? I’ll wipe out his entire clan!”

But the next day, Li Shimin was eating Lin Xuan’s fish with pickled cabbage, gazing at mountains of potatoes yielding eight thousand jin per mu, and swallowing back tears of excitement.

“My good son-in-law! Are there any more potatoes? Save me a bite!”

“As for Changle, take her off my hands right away! If you want, I’ll even bundle up Princess Jinyang and send her along!”