After transmigrating as the Great Qian Dynasty’s most useless prince, Li Changsheng plans to act crazy and foolish, keep his head down in the Cold Palace, and live off scraps until he dies.
But at the Empress Dowager’s birthday banquet, the icy female general Chu Qingyan is about to be discarded now that she’s no longer useful. To save herself, she grabs his hand and cries out in front of everyone:
“Your Majesty! I’m carrying the Sixth Prince’s child. Please grant us permission to marry!”
The whole court is stunned! The ministers are all dumbfounded!
Forced to take responsibility, Li Changsheng is stripped of his title alongside the female general, and they are exiled to the bitterly cold, famine-ravaged province of Huangzhou.
Chu Qingyan intends to grit her teeth, fight on the front lines, and earn enough to support her useless husband.
But Li Changsheng not only awakens the [Myriad Things Modification System], he has also secretly become the world’s only Earthly Immortal through sign-ins!
A pot of wild vegetable and grain porridge he casually cooks is modified by the System into [Three-Turn Marrow-Cleansing Elixir]. After Chu Qingyan drinks it, her old injuries heal completely and she breaks through to the Grandmaster realm!
A handful of wild chives he plucks by the roadside is modified by the System into [Nine-Dragon Bone-Strengthening Grass]. After Huangzhou’s starving refugees eat it, they become incredibly strong and transform into an invincible iron army!
Then one day, a million enemy cavalrymen gather at the border.
Chu Qingyan is ready to meet her end heroically, but she sees her useless husband, crouching by the city wall and munching an apple, casually spit out an apple core. It shoots straight through the enemy ranks and instantly knocks the enemy commander’s head off...
Li Changsheng cries out in alarm: “Holy crap! The heavens have finally opened their eyes. A meteor just fell and killed the enemy general!”
Chu Qingyan looks at the mountains of immortal pills and elixirs in her granary, then at Huangzhou’s invincible iron cavalry, and sinks into deep thought. “That unlucky guy I grabbed on a whim... what kind of monster is he?”
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