I transmigrated into the Pokemon world, and from the start I have only a Rattata, nicknamed a “beginner’s XP piñata”? My opponent is a rich kid with a rare Charizard?
No problem. I can see BUGS!
“Ding! Individual BUG detected: [Will to Die]!”
Rattata: When HP falls to 1%, “Quick Attack” triggers the “Extreme Speed” effect, increasing its power by 100 times!
So, while the whole crowd laughed, my Rattata swept the opposing team, taking down all six and leaving my opponent questioning his entire life!
And so, a world-shaking “BUG Trainer” was born!
While everyone else chases pseudo-legendaries, I cuddle a Psyduck that’s eaten spicy strips, and one blast of Confusion leaves Mewtwo speechless.
While everyone else studies tactics, I take a Pikachu equipped with an “Everstone” to a designated tree in Viridian Forest, sleep beneath it, and wake up knowing Volt Tackle.
Team Rocket boss Giovanni sets up a “Paranormal Research Department” for me, and the funding goes up in flames!
The League’s most beautiful investigator follows me around. After destroying eighteen recording devices, she begs me through tears, “Ling Feng, please, can you say something scientific for once?”
I shrug and look at the latest epic-level BUG released by the System: [How to Make Magikarp’s Splash Hit with the Force of Kyogre], falling into deep thought.
