I am the Rewards for Hard Work System, No. 9527, and my mission is to help my Host reach the top!
The Host I’m bound to this time, Chen Fei, has the worst talent of anyone I’ve ever seen, but I’m confident!
[Ding! Beginner’s gift pack being delivered… Congratulations, Host, you received… “Better luck next time”?!]
(The System blue-screens on the spot.)
[Ding! Beginner quest issued: Earn 1,000 yuan. Reward: an SSS-rank cultivation technique!]
But the moment he stepped outside, he got hit by an armored money truck. Banknotes flew everywhere and plastered his face. He was arrested for “attempted bank robbery”!
[Warning! Warning! Host misfortune contamination level: 9999+! Thirty percent of this System’s logic module has burned out!]
I was in tears. For the sake of my KPIs, I had no choice but to pull strings!
[Ding! Compensation delivered! “Expired instant noodles” have been forcibly explained as “Ancient Fasting Pills” for you!]
[Ding! “Rusty kitchen knife” has been appraised as “a fragment of a demonic blade that severs karma”!]
From then on, I went from a cold, aloof AI to a pathetic underling clinging to my Host’s leg every day.
“Big bro! I’m begging you, big bro! Could you please stay home today? I’ll get down on my knees, all right?”
Help! Can someone do something about this Host who’s broken his golden finger?!
