The Return of the Condor Heroes: Xiaolongnu Is a Yandere

[Fanfiction reimagining + summoning divine generals + scheming protagonist + wild imagination + utterly unhinged]

“Other people transmigrate into The Return of the Condor Heroes and find love. I transmigrate into it, and my master wants to refine me into a White Bone Bodhisattva?”

Yang Guo gazed at the glowing bones visible beneath his translucent skin and silently opened the [Demon General Star Register].

Bound to the Three Kingdoms Divine General System from the start, all he had to do was harvest emotional energy to summon top strategists and generals!

The Greedy Wolf Star Lord descends to destroy the world?

No problem. I have the Poisoned Scholar Jia Xu plotting from behind the scenes. With “the Star Lord’s signal tower to lure the Star Lord,” I can toy with the gods in the palm of my hand!

I have ancient demon warrior Dian Wei as my human shield. He can punch a Star Lord’s ribs out of alignment and tear a god’s heart out with his bare hands!

While all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens think he’s just a White Bone cauldron waiting to be sacrificed, Yang Guo swallows a fragment of a Star Lord’s core in a madcap move, showing them what a true monster is.

“Use my own bones as bait, and a Star Lord’s heart as the antidote!”

When the Quanzhen Sect lies in ruins and Mount Zhongnan becomes a forbidden zone, Shaolin monks arrive with their staffs to demand whether he’s human or ghost.

Yang Guo smiles faintly, while the phantoms of Three Kingdoms generals blot out the sky behind him.

Among all these gods and Buddhas, who is really the prey?