Five Years of Slacking in Another World, Back to Being a Street Bum

“Everyone says I'm a good-for-nothing, Lin Feng, who ran off five years ago to dodge gambling debts and became the laughingstock of the whole city. They don't know that for those five years, I fought my way through mountains of corpses in the cultivation world three times over! I'm back now, still the same street punk, except... whoever crosses me will have their ashes used to fertilize my mother's flowers.”

“After falling off a cliff on Kunlun Mountain, I was swept into another world of cultivation where time flowed differently. I struggled to survive for five years and returned with all my powers intact. I thought I'd come back for revenge, only to discover that the teleportation array from back then... worked both ways. Now the starving wolves on the other side have caught the scent of our world.”

“Five years in another world taught me three things. First, if you can solve it with your fists, don't bother arguing: force is the only truth. Second, if you pull out the weeds, get the roots, or they'll grow back when spring comes. Third, and most important: don't talk to me about your damn rules. I am the rules! I'm back now. Who's with me, and who's against me?”