This Demon-Quelling Guard Is Obviously Overpowered, Yet He Slacks Off Too Much

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After Shen Du, a 996 office drone, dropped dead from overwork, he transmigrated to a bizarre world overrun by demons and monsters.

The good news: He landed a government job at the Demon-Suppression Bureau, with a secure position and a state salary.

The bad news: The world’s KPI was to risk his life fighting demons.

Shen Du had an epiphany: As long as I’m useless enough, trouble can’t catch up with me.

He drank tea in the imperial prison, napped in forbidden zones, and watched the action from beside the palace’s south gate while munching on sunflower seeds.

His superior was furious. “Shen Du, you’re the face of the Demon-Suppression Bureau. Could you stop thinking about retirement all the time?”

Shen Du replied, “Sir, I believe retirement is the ladder to human progress.”

And yet, whenever disaster struck, a mysterious figure wearing a ghost-face mask would appear out of nowhere.

With a single palm strike, he shattered ancient taboos. With a single finger, he redeemed a fallen prince. Then... he would vanish before dawn, right on schedule.

Su Yunjin asked, “Shen Du, who is that peerless expert, really?”

Shen Du yawned. “No idea. Maybe some kindhearted passerby. Oh, it’s quitting time. I need to buy meat at the market.”