I Slacked Off at the Talent Show While My Sister Livestreamed Me Taking Down Mercenaries Solo

Lu Yuan is number one on the darknet combat rankings, codenamed “Tyrant,” and the ultimate nightmare of global tycoons and mercenaries.

To save his terminally ill younger sister, he is forced to bind himself to the “Starlight System” and infiltrate the entertainment industry, becoming a “wooden-faced pretty boy” mocked by the entire internet.

He can’t sing or dance, and he’s the best at slacking off.

Then one day, his sister, a streamer visiting the set, follows the crew to the border to film a wilderness variety show.

An accident strikes: three heavily armed transnational drug-lord mercenary squads take the crew hostage!

The director breaks down in tears, the top-tier star wets himself in fright, and tens of millions of viewers despair as they watch through the sister’s hidden livestream camera.

Just as the kidnappers prepare to kill someone to make an example of them,

the “frail” pretty boy mocked by the whole internet lets out a helpless sigh.

He snatches a gun, chambers a round, rolls into position, and takes them out with a single shot. Every move is flawless!

Three minutes later, all fifty elite mercenaries are wiped out, leaving chaos in their wake.

Lu Yuan calmly wipes the blood from his face and gives the camera an extremely stiff “standard idol smile,” just as the System requires:

“Don’t be scared, everyone. That was an immersive murder mystery game. If you think my acting has improved, please vote for me.”

The whole internet explodes!

The comments go wild: “What the hell do you mean, murder mystery game? You just blew the drug lord’s head off!”

The Xia State Ministry of State Security holds an emergency meeting that night: “Investigate! Why is the Tyrant who swept the darknet a trainee in the entertainment industry?!”