This Is Crazy! A Little Kid Uses My Phone to Flirt with His Female Advisor

Lin Ye, who had worked himself to death in his previous life, was reborn during the summer after the college entrance exams!

With a second chance at life, he decided to lie flat for good. He set up a food stall with his maxed-out cooking skills and wanted nothing more than to cook, fish, and enjoy a peaceful retirement.

But on his very first day, a foodie kid who had run away from home latched onto him. To score free meals long-term, the kid secretly grabbed Lin Ye's phone while he was tossing food in the pan and sent cheesy pickup lines to Su Qinghan, his icy-cold aunt!

“Babe~ I saved today's Heartbreak Fried Rice just for you!”

“Woman, quit playing hard to get. You're already in love with me!”

Lin Ye had no idea. He thought he'd added a small-time online seller and kept sending food photos to “keep the customer happy.”

Then, on his first day at college, he walked into a lecture hall with a thermal lunchbox in hand...

At the lectern stood Su Qinghan, Jiang University’s youngest and iciest specially appointed instructor, staring coldly at him. Her phone was still playing the kid's voice messages from the night before on repeat!

The whole class fell silent. Lin Ye died of embarrassment on the spot!

Su Qinghan gave him a knowing smile. “Student Lin, does your promise to marry me with eight palanquins still stand?”

Lin Ye nearly cried. “Teacher, the kid was sending those messages for me! Please don't fail me!”