Sky Screen: Ranking the Masters of Playing It Safe, Uncle Crocodile Makes the List

[Short-Video Meme Humor + No Romance + Ancient Setting + Tool-Man Male Lead]

Fresh out of college, Lin Mo skipped decades of detours and went straight into working as a security guard.

By chance, he obtained a System and began sharing the videos he watched with people across the dynasties.

Your Uncle Crocodile is still hiding in plain sight, looking fabulous.

This guy’s a real genius. When Earth Online nerfed the land, he said he was aquatic.

When they nerfed the oceans, he said he was a land animal. During the Ice Age, he said he was cold-blooded and didn’t eat pressure. Even now, he’s still hiding in a ditch, looking fabulous.

Next video: Tyrannosaurus Rex: Kids, did you ask?

Your Uncle Tyrannosaurus thought it was a top-tier single-character ID, so he snatched it right away.

And then there’s Earth Online’s ultimate stat monster: Ape God!