You're Supposed to Perform Holy Exorcisms, Yet You're Massaging the Saintess with Magic Power

Name: You're Supposed to Perform Holy Exorcisms, Yet You're Massaging the Saintess with Magic Power
Author: Salt-and-Pepper Coffee Beans

让你神圣驱魔，你给圣女魔力按摩

by Salt-and-Pepper Coffee Beans (椒盐咖啡豆)

Status: Completed
Length: 421k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: European Fantasy
Updated: 2mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Ten-thousandfold returns + traits + priest + doing whatever he wants] Chu Yun transmigrates to another world and awakens the “Divine Healing Ten-Thousandfold Return System”! As long as he treats the sick and purges demonic energy, he can earn rewards in return! Pair different holy-mark traits together, and he can even trigger critical hits worth millions of times the reward! But he never expected that simply overloading his gear with [Holy Marks] would send his patients into wild flights of fancy, until they even fell in love with him! “Oh my god, he's bleeding! He took all the pain of the demonic energy onto himself! He... I'm literally crying!” “Mysterious Eastern divine arts... Lord Chu Yun, could you come to my treehouse tonight and perform a private ‘exorcism’ for me?” “Look! Those ancient runes are flickering like they're breathing! It's proof that the gods have blessed him!” [Ding! The Saintess is moved by your “selfless sacrifice.” Return multiplier +100.] [Ding! Your technique has reached “unparalleled mastery.” Return multiplier x100.] [Ding! Millionfold critical-hit return triggered!!!]

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