Honghuang: I Refused to Cultivate, but the Human Race Carried Me to Power

Yuming is a piece of spirit jade from Kongtong Mountain. After taking human form, all he wants is to lie flat.

Fishing, sunbathing, experimenting with delicious food. Cultivation? What's that? Can you eat it?

Laozi: My disciple, have some of the Nine-Turn Golden Elixirs I just refined. Eat them like candy.

Humans: I don't know why, but whenever I see Immortal Yuming, I want to kneel.

The war between the witches and demons? Nothing to do with me. I'm making tea.

The Investiture of the Gods calamity? Don't bother me. I'm taking a nap.

Until one day, the great powers of the Three Realms suddenly realize

How did this laziest fellow become invincible just by lying around?

Yuming: Don't ask me. I have no idea either!

[Human fortune +1, cultivation +99999]