So What If Voldemort? as Long as He Can Win, That's All That Matters

Everyone knows Sun Wukong, right? I was the White Bone Demon he defeated in the "Three Battles with the White Bone Demon." After successfully feigning death, I found a cave to hide in. When I opened my eyes again, I casually grabbed a passing demon and asked, "Excuse me..." "Did Sun Wukong finally obtain the scriptures?" He looked me up and down. "You're a newly-formed demon, aren't you?" "Sun Wukong did obtain the scriptures, and was even named the Victorious Fighting Buddha." "He's coming to our Demon Management Bureau to wave his flowery hand gestures in a few days." "Oh, right." "You should go register at the Demon Management Bureau first."