So What If You're More Awesome Than Me? If You're so Capable, Try and Outlive Me!

Everyone knows Sun Wukong, right? I'm the Six-Eared Macaque who almost stole his family's treasure. After successfully feigning death, I hid in a cave. When I opened my eyes again, I casually grabbed a passing demon and asked, "Excuse me..." "Did Sun Wukong finally obtain the scriptures?" She looked me up and down. "You're a newly-formed demon, aren't you?" "Sun Wukong did obtain the scriptures, and was even named the Victorious Fighting Buddha." "He's coming to our Demon Management Bureau to wave his flower hands in a few days." "Oh, right." "You should go register at the Demon Management Bureau first."