Into the Unscientific: This Evil God Is a Protected Animal

[Hardcore materialism + exorcism by physical force + hilarious contrast + wild, delusional misunderstandings]

When the supernatural returned in full force and the whole world trembled in fear, Qin Mu, a science streamer on the verge of bankruptcy, quietly pulled out his water quality testing pen, industrial bleach, and heavy-duty dump truck.

Others used talismans to catch ghosts. Qin Mu fought them with heavy industry:

At a haunted house, a deathly pale water ghost had just crawled out of the pool, ready to go on a killing spree.

Qin Mu was overjoyed. “Folks, the heavy metals in this water are way over the limit. This is a rare mutated amphibious primate that can survive in highly toxic water!”

Then he pulled out an industrial scrub brush and sodium hypochlorite, physically scrubbed the ghost's yin energy right off like algae, and immediately called 12369 to report the developer by name for illegal dumping.

In the foggy forest, man-eating tree demons ran rampant. Qin Mu slung a pesticide sprayer over his back like the Terminator. “This is just an aggressive invasive vine species. Everyone, switch to high-concentration paraquat!”

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Looking at the “bleached” vengeful ghosts and the “Yellow Springs Passage” he'd converted into a municipal underground drainage network, the Special Investigations Bureau's senior officials fell into deep self-doubt. Trembling, they handed him an appointment letter for the position of “Special Biological Consultant.”

As believers around the world fell apart, Qin Mu took a megaphone and earnestly urged them, “You have to believe in science. There are no supernatural beings in this world. They're just mutated organisms with no natural predators, or extraterrestrial pathogens that have seriously violated regulations!”