Genshin Impact: Why Are All My Creditors Yandere?

Yun Yichen transmigrated to Teyvat and became a debt collector at the very bottom of the Fatui.

Not only did he have the face of a sickly beauty of peerless elegance, he was also bound to the [Ultimate Commercial Contract System].

As long as the other party signed and affixed their seal, even Teyvat's laws of physics could be rewritten!

And so Mondstadt welcomed the most terrifying cyber-capitalist in its history.

Confronting the indebted Lawrence Clan, Yun Yichen bought Eula's lifetime debt in one stroke. “Sign this Absolute Obedience Bodyguard Agreement, and you'll be my private property.”

Confronting the Anemo Archon, who spent all his time slacking off, Yun Yichen produced the Idol Debut and Livestream Sales Contract. “Lord Venti, if you don't sing, dance, and rap to pay off your debt, I'll mortgage your tavern.”

When the dragon disaster struck, the Knights of Favonius were helpless. Yun Yichen smiled and presented the Dvalin Disaster Insurance Policy and the Abyss Order's Voluntary Construction Work Pledge.

Acting Grand Master Jean had thought the stunning young man was just a greedy blackmailer, until she discovered that

Abyss Mages were paying off their debts by hauling bricks in Stormterror's Lair; a Harbinger's investment fund had been completely trapped; and Yun Yichen, coughing up blood, had bought Mondstadt's peace single-handedly!

When Yun Yichen made off with trillions of Mora, ready to flee overnight and enjoy retirement,

Mondstadt's gates were shut tight, and raging winds sealed off the sky.

Eula came at him with her Frost Greatsword, while Jean drew the Sword of Descension. Both cornered him against a wall, eyes red.

“Mr. Yun Yichen, according to the contract, you bought all of Mondstadt...”

“So where do you think you're going to run, as a fixed asset of Mondstadt?”