Chinese Card Makers: The Gods’ Art Style Is All Wrong

[Spiritual qi revival, global card battles, but China's gods are all overworked office drones?] Lin Zhao awakens the most useless F-rank talent, allowing her to contract with just one N-rank daily-life card. As it turns out, she draws the irritable chef in an apron, the Kitchen God; the slick accountant in a suit who tallies debts to the underworld; and the headless programmer who never writes comments, Xing Tian... When the Western coalition invades with angels and dragons, Lin Zhao pulls out an [SSR Jade Emperor, retired cadre edition]. The whole crowd watches as the old man sipping goji berry tea smashes an ultimate spell with his teacup, and falls into deep thought. "You call that a mismatch in style? This is a dimensional beatdown!" (Rousing ensemble cast + card-raising + exhilarating pacing + the heroine's identity stays secret)