From the Start on the Track: Who Taught Him to Play Soccer Like That!

[Scheming | Unbeatable | Lighthearted | Play the pig to eat the tiger]

With his team trailing in a do-or-die Premier League match and only five minutes left, the useless substitute Su Bai is thrown onto the pitch by his manager as cannon fodder. Instead, he unexpectedly awakens the [Cross-Discipline Talent System]! In his very first match, he draws the [Olympic 100-Meter Sprint Champion] trait! Faced with three hulking defenders weighing a hundred kilos each, he doesn’t dribble or pass. He kicks the ball thirty meters away, then drops into a textbook track-and-field crouched starting position right in front of fifty thousand fans! The stadium erupts in laughter, and the commentators mock him. But the next second, he explodes off the line, leaving afterimages as he races past three players and nutmegs the keeper to score! The whole world is stunned! And that’s not all: [Oscar-Winning Actor’s Diving], [Snooker-Style Geometric Shooting], [Tai Chi’s Four Ounces Deflecting a Thousand Pounds Ball Protection]… As one absurd cross-discipline trait after another descends on the Premier League, traditional football is utterly crushed by a higher-dimensional force! The old-school manager loses it: “Who taught you to play football with a sprinter’s start?!” A world-renowned manager breaks down: “That bastard has turned my tactical system into an anti-fraud guide!” Su Bai sneers at the cameras: “I can’t play football, so I have no choice but to dominate the pitch this way. Get ready, everyone. For my next goal, I’m using a curling stone-sweeping move!”