The Outcast: No Money? Then Why Cultivate Immortality?

[Decisive and Ruthless] [Face-slapping] [Invincible Protagonist]

I wake up in a perilous world of supernatural practitioners, where everyone is cultivating wondrous arts and begging for the secret techniques of prestigious clans. But I’ve become a bottom-tier black escort who takes jobs from the dead in the ghost market!

Who would have thought this street-smart hustler, who looks like he cares about nothing but money, would awaken the peerless ocular arts [Eye of Deconstruction] and [Blade Art of Physical Salvation]! In my eyes, every technique in the world is made up of lines and points, and every one has a weakness. With a butcher’s saber weighing over a hundred jin, I bring down a hundred skills with sheer force, using my bare body to forcibly interrupt even the highest-level spells!

I take on a deadly escort job protecting Luo Li, heir to the Eight Extraordinary Skills, and both the underworld and the authorities come after us in full force! Xia Niangzi, one of the Four Madmen of Quanzhen, tries to seduce me? I slap her across the face. “We don’t offer risque perks at this company. If you want to live, pay extra!” The Ten Elders’ Shu Zi Sect lays out a Four Symbols Formation, a net with no escape? I light a Hongtashan cigarette and smash its core with one punch. “All flash and no substance. You spend ages forming hand seals just to squirt a little water. Your qi is as depleted as a man with kidney failure!” In this world of cultivators who spout nothing but benevolence and righteousness, I only accept WeChat Pay and Alipay. No Happy Beans!

“From today on, I’ll take every job that Nadutong won’t touch! Anyone who gets in the way of my side hustle, be you one of the Ten Elders or a member of a prestigious orthodox sect, will get a taste of my armor-piercing physical salvation!!”