Lin Yuan is an odd-job disciple of the Azure Cloud Sect. After three years, he still hasn’t drawn qi into his body, and the entire sect considers him a good-for-nothing unseen in a century.
Until one day, he binds himself to a “Myriad Things Alchemy System.”
The System is powerful, but not exactly bright. Fail a mission, and you permanently lose your manhood; fail again, and you turn into a toad for a year; keep failing, and you have to recite love poems in public.
Lin Yuan thinks he hasn’t bound himself to a System, but to an ancestor who must be served.
Thanks to the System’s bizarre missions, Lin Yuan goes from good-for-nothing to elder in just over ten days, stunning the entire cultivation world. Everyone thinks he’s a once-in-a-millennium genius. Only Lin Yuan knows the truth: he just doesn’t want to lose his manhood.
Even more absurdly, the System insists that he pursue Su Wanqing, the sect’s number-one ice-cold beauty.
The problem is, Su Wanqing likes his sworn enemy, his senior brother Chu Yunfei.
And even more absurdly, Chu Yunfei wants the position of sect heir, too.
Lin Yuan: “I just want to quietly brew some medicine. Why is that so hard?”
A cultivation story that brings together comedy, passion, and deep devotion. A good-for-nothing’s comeback? Not at all. This is the survival chronicle of a hapless guy forced by the System to reach the pinnacle of life.
