My older sister, Gu Lan, is the peerless scholar of the Wenyuan Pavilion. She ranked first in the entrance examination for the Jixia Academy at seven and began lecturing at twelve.
Me, Gu Yunqi, failed the provincial examination and became a professional layabout.
Apart from our faces, my sister and I have nothing in common.
Then my sister disappears. Then Helan Mu, Vice Minister of the Court of State Ceremonial, comes to find me.
“From now on, you are Gu Lan. You will tutor the princes and princesses. The crime of deceiving the sovereign means the extermination of your entire clan.”
(Helan Mu, I’ll turn that smug face of yours into a pig’s snout one of these days.)
Wearing a fitted gown and stuffed into five layers of chest bindings, I grit my teeth and enter the imperial palace of Great Yu.
Crown Prince Xiao Jingyan is an earnest, pure-hearted virgin. The way he looks at me always gives me goosebumps.
The twin princesses are a pair of little demons who spend all day trying to sell me off and make me count the money for them.
The second prince is five years old, and his life’s dream is to become a hippopotamus.
And then there’s the eldest princess, Xiao Ningxi. She’s nine and can see through every “right answer” at a glance.
The first time she looked at me, I knew: this girl would be harder to fool than the emperor.
The second time she looked at me, she said coldly:
“Teacher. Why are you pretending to be a woman?”
(I’m done for. Looks like I’m about to lose my head.)
It's really interesting [sending my heart] [sending my heart]
No way, the protagonist is too stupid🤦🤦🤦 (It's too consistent with the setting, but if the actual one is different from what's advertised, it's easy to be exposed. If this happens in real life, the protagonist probably won't survive the first day) 😂