My name is Chen Feng, an ordinary V1.0 human.
But in their eyes...
To the V2.0 cultivators, I am the “God of Food,” whose words become law and who can summon delicacies out of thin air.
To the V3.0 beings from bizarre rule-based horror stories, I am the “Absolutely Calm One,” whose logic makes no sense and who cannot be killed by fear.
To the V4.0 martial arts grandmasters, I am the “Glitch Demon God,” with chaotic energy and a body that looks like a walking mosaic.
To Su Yunqing, the S-rank sword immortal whose format I just downgraded with a single click, I am a weirdo who handed her a bowl of instant noodles after she awakened.
And to the high-and-mighty version administrator...
Administrator (in tears): “Ancestor! I’m begging you! Could you please update? I’ll get down on my knees!”
Me: I silently click “Remind me later.” No way!
From then on, a legend spread across the world.
There was a mysterious being who belonged to no version, yet was everywhere.
He was the one and only BUG, and the one and only god.
No, I really am not a god! I’m just a holdout who doesn’t want to update my System!
