The Real Heiress Returned to the Capital and Crushed Every Blessed Protagonist

[Utterly unhinged + System + peak combat power + chaotic heroine + putting the web-novel world in order + male lead is a devoted romantic]

Li Er Ya spent sixteen years at Black Wind Stronghold as its “frail, scholarly strategist.”

She was always the voice of reason, and the bandits praised her as a cultured woman who was “compassionate and couldn’t hurt a fly.”

The bandits, bruised and trembling: “That’s right! The young madam is always right!”

Then one day, people from the Duke of Zhenguo’s residence in the capital came to say she was their true daughter, who had been lost for sixteen years, and that they had come to take her home.

Li Er Ya changed her name to Chu Qingyi and happily entered the city, bringing along her trusty weapon: an eighty-jin meteor hammer called Reason.

The capital was so much fun. It was full of people favored by destiny.

There was a sickly, possessive prince who could read minds;

A transmigrated fake heiress, a special agent reputed to be peerless in medicine and poison, who killed without blinking;

A young stepmother wielding a “Favored Consort System,” planning to cuckold her own father;

And an heir who was in the middle of a “chasing his wife to the point of no return” storyline, digging people’s kidneys out every day…

Later…

The fake heiress was forced to spend her days in her bedroom embroidering three hundred pairs of mandarin ducks at play, pricking her hands bloody;

The sickly prince was made to perform chest-breaking stunts at the market every day to build his strength;

The lovesick heir was sent flying straight into a real crematorium by one swing of her hammer, cremated on the spot.

The protagonists favored by destiny, clutching their heads and weeping: “Please, just send this living hellion back to the bandits’ stronghold!”